Me: I think I’m gonna have a Danzig-themed birthday party

       With this handy how-to guide

       I’m going to need you to make a playlist

       canonical

Ian: Can we have your mother come

Me: Maybe chronological

Ian: So I can dress as you/Danzig

       And sing “Mother” to her

Me: Wow, that’s kind of meta. I like it, yes.

       I had a “Little House on the Prairie” themed party for my 9th birthday.

       I think this just brings things full circle.

Ian: Why not have a “Little Ghouls on the Prairie” birthday

       Combine the two

       Maybe set it in ancient Egypt

Me: Perfect! Alright, I’ve got planning to do.

      Your job is to create a death metal prairie punk playlist

Ian: Done