tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.

_{(In response to Grizzly Bear’s Blackberry Jam song)}

It Should Come on a Scone by Nicki Minaj

Bitches ain’t serious, man these bitches delirious
All these bitches inferiors, I just pimp my interiors
I just pick up and go, might pick up a scone
Might give conversation, if you kick up the dough
Never mind my money; never mind my snacks
Every bitch wanna be me, you can find ‘em in Stacks
“Pink Strawberry” two milli, “Super Fig” triple plat
When you see me on ‘Gella, just admit that I’m winning
Do a show for Tartine, they request me by name
And if they don’t get Nicki, it just won’t be the same
When I’m sitting with Martha, I’m really sitting with Martha
Ain’t a metaphor punchline, I’m really sitting with Martha!!
Front row at Cupcake Wars posture
Ain’t a bitch that could do it, not even my impostor
Put these bitches on lockout, where the fuck is your sugar?
I pull up in that new new, peaches and gooseberries

[Chorus:]
Shake my head yo I’m mad, ain’t a bitch in my zone
In the middle of Target, I just feel so at home
Got the certification, cause it come with the stove
But this jam is so warm, It should come on a scone
It should come on a scone, It should come on a scone
And my jam is so warm, It should come on a scone
It should come on a scone, It should come on a scone
Cause my jam is so warm, It should come on a scone

IHOP went and gave my commercial to Gwyneth
But don’t tell them I said it, let’s keep it on the d-low
If you need you a spread, just put me on your toast
But you know it’ll cost, about six figures long
But you bitches ain’t got it, where the fuck is your preserves?
Flinging honey for hers; me I’m fucking above it
And I just got the toast, and I’m calling it Thomas
But this shit is so warm, it belong in Tahiti
Why the fuck am I baking? I competes with myself
When you win against Nicki, you depleted your wealth
And I’m not marmaladin’, but I’m feeling myself
Jelly is waiting, cause them pictures’ll sell
Now don’t you feel a-stupid, yeah that’s curd on your face
If you wasn’t so ugly, I’d put my jam in yo’ face!
[Singing] Jam in your face; put my jam in your face, yeah!

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Ooohh-ooh, jam in your face [3x]
Put my jam in your face
Put my jam in your face, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah