Best Book I Read: Fire Season: Field Notes From a Wilderness Lookout by Phillip Connors. This was a Hard Year in Some Ways, y’all. Zora Neale Hurston once wrote, “There are years that ask questions and years that give answers.” This year was a hovering, maddening question, and reading this book during it sort of undid me in the best way possible. It reminded me that being still is okay, that the lulls in life are not only there for a reason, but that they should also be embraced. Phillip Connors also wins Kindred Spirit of the Year Award.

Best Stairway I Climbed: The one that included a thug of pugs and the city’s tiniest twistiest street

Best Unexpected Crush: New Orleans Saints Tight End Jimmy Graham! Also see: Best Unexpected New Obsession: Football.

Best Redheaded Orphan: A tie between Jimmy Graham and the blind Russian ginger seal

Best Outright Flouting of Established Pinata Rules: Mills Baker calculatingly wails on Billy Dalto’s birthday pinata

Best Email From Another Dimension: This one

Best Email from a Notable Radio Host (Act One): This one

Best Reason For an Impromptu Road Trip to LA: Twin Peaks 20th Anniversary at Clifton’s Cafeteria

Best Museum to Crash an Apocalyptic Bible Study Session: The Bunny Museum

Best Karaoke Duet: “Wuthering Heights” with Andy Sturdevant

Best Suburban Police Blotter Entry: Radiated Japanese water, oh my

Best Zipline Entrance: A tie between Lolo and cursivebuildings

Best Themed 30th Birthday Party: Little Danzig on the Prairie

Best Secret Swimming Hole Discovered: This one

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